Butt Buddy Bidet
Well we did it! Installed the Bidet.
After getting yelled at for helping with toileting, and “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?” or “DON’T DO THAT!” I had enough. Unfortunately, the wonderful modern toilet we had installed during renovations (4 years ago!) was not compatible or even a smart design in general. The opening to get to the screws holding the lid on was a gap two inches facing the back wall, barely enough room to reach one finger around to just touch the hardware. After cussing it for a few minutes, I decided a plumber needed involved. He came in and confirmed, we needed a whole new toilet. #$&*#$!
But it works now, and surprisingly, she doesn’t seem to mind once the startle factor has been overcome π It really works!